Sceaterian babbles
Kirk: Mister Chekov, go put on a red shirt.
Entire Cinema: Aw, shit.

certifiedsharkattack:

friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Relevant

I’ve always wondered about ways to contact the police when you have to be silent..

deauthier:

In La Femme à Paris the author Octave Uzanne dubbed a woman’s clothing ‘her offensive armour’ - but, in reality, fashion seldom offers protection from the violence of the modern world. The clothing adopted when a woman is at her most vulnerable to attack - the heels, furs and jewels of evening attire - actively works against the idea of self-preservation.
Nick Knight sought to challenge this: born from a desire to protect his own two teenage daughters and inspired by the ‘Slutwalk’ movement of women reclaiming the right to dress as they wish without being seen to invite attack, Knight decided to address the notion of self-defence through a fashion shoot. For this, he chose to collaborate with two much-celebrated and empowered female fashion figures - model Lara Stone, and stylist Carine Roitfeld - to redefine the notion of ‘Power Dressing’ for the twenty-first century.
Specially trained for this shoot in the techniques of Krav Maga, a self-defence system developed by the Israeli Defence Forces, Stone defends herself in a series of scenarios whilst modelling a selection of Spring/Summer 2012’s finest fashions, selected by Roitfeld and captured by Knight in stills for V magazine and on fashion film for SHOWstudio. These films serve two functions - showcasing next season’s key styles, and offering instruction to women, a high-fashion ‘how to’ of self-defence.
Pushing the boundaries of fashion editorial beyond aesthetic, and countering the ‘Brutal Chic’ of violent fashion imagery that dominated in the seventies, Knight, Roitfeld and Stone offer a true vision of ‘Power Dressing’ for a modern and truly powerful woman.

Krav Maga - Knife Threat to Body: Prada - Lara Stone and Nick Knight.


weareempires Wish this guy a happy birthday today.

weareempires Wish this guy a happy birthday today.

awesomephilia:

This puppy’s smile might break the internet (via)

awesomephilia:

This puppy’s smile might break the internet (via)

river-b:

therapsida:

arpakassomomma:

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best. 

omfg

omg

how have I hitherto been ignorant of cat beards? 

guys in sweaters is my weakness

guys in sweaters is my weakness

praemha:

And to think this was going to be Captain America….

x

praemha:

And to think this was going to be Captain America….

x

themusicobsession:

NGHBRS Announce Full Length Album, Release Current Music Collection for “Pay What You Want” Download
(via TheMusicObsession.com)

If you don’t have their music yet, GO GET IT!
captxandri:

acquaintedwithrask:

xerxes93:

I would just like to show you all the best Cosplay at Emerald City Comicon. All other cosplays can go home. 

i will never be on this level

She needs to team up with Tiny Princess Captain America.

captxandri:

acquaintedwithrask:

xerxes93:

I would just like to show you all the best Cosplay at Emerald City Comicon. All other cosplays can go home. 

i will never be on this level

She needs to team up with Tiny Princess Captain America.

Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that perhaps the military has the highest number of ‘em. True or not, RUN THE PROTOCOL ANYWAY. Because in 15 years of investigating rape accusations, I can count those that panned out as false on one hand. Meanwhile, the one time I almost skipped the protocol, the one time I almost didn’t believe a petty officer, because I was naive as an investigator and a young woman, because her commanding officer described her as “a party girl, always late, always out drinking, don’t bother with this one”, she turned out to be the victim of one of the most brutal assaults I’ve ever investigated. She shouldn’t have still been -alive-, let alone up and making the accusation. So let me repeat: five false accounts in fifteen years. And one time I almost failed a woman ‘cause of the bullshit way it’s normal to talk about us. Take your shipmates’ word, and then run the protocol. Every. Single. Time.
 - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via cybertronian)

(Source: circusbones)

Well that’s a new and unexpected tumblr app feature. Easy way to accidentally reblog.